Look for the Department of Household Sciences & Advanced Proverb's The Endless Proverb Model of the Universe by John Shipman — a limited-run domestic physics unified in one sentence that is 10 hours, 10,000 lines and 10,000 proverbs long — in the independent press listings on pages 64–65 (pdf)) in the 12 May 2016 arts issue of the New York Review of Books.
Why should theoretical physicists have all the fun?
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